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Sung to the tune of “Old MacDonald Had A Farm”, the song is about Jason Voorhees, the villain from the Friday the 13th movies.

My friend Jason went to camp, Blood and Gore and Guts
He killed his first with two thousand amps, Blood and Gore and Guts
With a SHOCK SHOCK here and a SHOCK SHOCK there
Here a SHOCK, there a SHOCK, everywhere a SHOCK SHOCK
My friend Jason went to camp, Blood and Gore and Guts

My friend Jason had an axe, Blood and Gore and Guts
He buried it in people’s backs, Blood and Gore and Guts
With a CHOP CHOP here and a CHOP CHOP there
Here a CHOP, there a CHOP, everywhere a CHOP CHOP
My friend Jason had an axe, Blood and Gore and Guts

My friend Jason had a knife, Blood and Gore and Guts
He used that knife there all his life, Blood and Gore and Guts
With a SLICE SLICE here and a SLICE SLICE there
Here a SLICE, there a SLICE, everywhere a SLICE SLICE
My friend Jason had a knife, Blood and Gore and Guts

My friend Jason had a gun, Blood and Gore and Guts
He used that thing on everyone, Blood and Gore and Guts
With a BANG BANG here and a BANG BANG there
Here a BANG, there a BANG, everywhere a BANG BANG
My friend Jason had a gun, Blood and Gore and Guts

My friend Jason had a spear, Blood and Gore and Guts
He shoved it in my buddy’s ear, Blood and Gore and Guts
With a SQUISH SQUISH here and a SQUISH SQUISH there
Here a SQUISH, there a SQUISH, everywhere a SQUISH, SQUISH
My friend Jason had a spear, Blood and Gore and Guts

My friend Jason had some friends, Blood and Gore and Guts
All of them, they met their ends, Blood and Gore and Guts
With a BODY BODY here and a BODY BODY there
Here a BODY, there a BODY, everywhere a BODY BODY
My friend Jason had some friends, Blood and Gore and Guts

My friend Jason lives no more, Blood and Gore and Guts
Hacked up pieces by the door, Blood and Gore and Guts
With a LITTLE PIECE, here and a LITTLE PIECE there
Here a PIECE, there a PIECE, everywhere a PIECE PIECE
My friend Jason lives no more, Blood and Gore and Guts

Telling the story of the Five Dementians, an inpromptu singing group that I had a part in back in the 1980’s. We made a few novelty songs and mailed them to Dr. Demento to see if he would play them on his nationally broadcast radio show.

We had two goals: 1. to have fun. 2. to become famous like Weird Al Yankovic.

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One thing I left out of the last video, a display of Ubuntu 12.04 Precise Pangolin running on an ancient PowerPC iBook with a pitiful 366MHx G3 processor. For what it’s worth, here it is. The Unity desktop shown after booting from the Live CD.

The loading times have been edited out of the video, so it doesn’t appear to be horribly slow, but it really is.

I installed Lubuntu on my clamshell iBook to see if I could use a modern web browser on this laptop computer. I was using OS X Panther, whch works great on this old machine, but I was stuck with Firefox 2, and iTunes 8. With Lubuntu 12.04 I could try the latest Firefox, and transferring files off my iPod touch – something that is not possible under Mac OS Panther.

I also tried the standard Ubuntu with the Unity desktop. It looked good on the small screen actually, but was too slow to be usable. This was not a surprise of course, I didn’t expect it to be fast on 366MHz.

Then I installed Lubuntu with the LXDE desktop, which was created to be more efficient than Ubuntu. This video shows how it works on the iBook. Short answer – the speed is okay but the wifi didn’t work and there are weird graphical glitches on the screen.

iBook SE Graphite specs:
CPU: 366 MHz PPC 750 (G3)
bus: 66 MHz
RAM: 576 MB
Video: ATI Rage Mobility with 2x AGP
display: 12.1″ 24-bit 800 x 600 SVGA
hard drive: 8GB CompactFlash (Photofast G-Monster 533X SLC)
wifi: Airport card
introduced: February 2000

Where to download the liveCD iso for PowerPC computers:
https://wiki.ubuntu.com/PowerPCDownloads

Classilla – the web browser for OS9

If you want to know why I’m bothering to mess with such an old computer, there are two answers.
1. Nostalgia – this was my first laptop computer.
2. The keyboard. I’m a keyboard geek and this is a joy to type on.

GORP, also known as trail mix. A high energy snack food principally composed of dried fruit and nuts. Useful for hiking trips or sitting on your butt watching Youtube videos.

Buck Redbuck’s travel channel

My recipe:
Dried cranberries
Dried pineapple chunks
Tamari almonds
Roasted cashew nuts
Sesame sticks
Pumpkin seeds
Dry roasted peanuts
Honey mustard pretzels
Milk chocolate M&M’s

You can mix it in a large bowl like I did, or just pour smaller amounts into a plastic bag.