Sung to the tune of “Old MacDonald Had A Farm”, the song is about Jason Voorhees, the villain from the Friday the 13th movies.

My friend Jason went to camp, Blood and Gore and Guts
He killed his first with two thousand amps, Blood and Gore and Guts
With a SHOCK SHOCK here and a SHOCK SHOCK there
Here a SHOCK, there a SHOCK, everywhere a SHOCK SHOCK
My friend Jason went to camp, Blood and Gore and Guts

My friend Jason had an axe, Blood and Gore and Guts
He buried it in people’s backs, Blood and Gore and Guts
With a CHOP CHOP here and a CHOP CHOP there
Here a CHOP, there a CHOP, everywhere a CHOP CHOP
My friend Jason had an axe, Blood and Gore and Guts

My friend Jason had a knife, Blood and Gore and Guts
He used that knife there all his life, Blood and Gore and Guts
With a SLICE SLICE here and a SLICE SLICE there
Here a SLICE, there a SLICE, everywhere a SLICE SLICE
My friend Jason had a knife, Blood and Gore and Guts

My friend Jason had a gun, Blood and Gore and Guts
He used that thing on everyone, Blood and Gore and Guts
With a BANG BANG here and a BANG BANG there
Here a BANG, there a BANG, everywhere a BANG BANG
My friend Jason had a gun, Blood and Gore and Guts

My friend Jason had a spear, Blood and Gore and Guts
He shoved it in my buddy’s ear, Blood and Gore and Guts
With a SQUISH SQUISH here and a SQUISH SQUISH there
Here a SQUISH, there a SQUISH, everywhere a SQUISH, SQUISH
My friend Jason had a spear, Blood and Gore and Guts

My friend Jason had some friends, Blood and Gore and Guts
All of them, they met their ends, Blood and Gore and Guts
With a BODY BODY here and a BODY BODY there
Here a BODY, there a BODY, everywhere a BODY BODY
My friend Jason had some friends, Blood and Gore and Guts

My friend Jason lives no more, Blood and Gore and Guts
Hacked up pieces by the door, Blood and Gore and Guts
With a LITTLE PIECE, here and a LITTLE PIECE there
Here a PIECE, there a PIECE, everywhere a PIECE PIECE
My friend Jason lives no more, Blood and Gore and Guts

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