Archive for February, 2011

Urban Definition of Blemming

According to, blemming is a word that means:

To be a nuisance to;
To call attention to;
To be enthusiastic about;
To bring on a trip;
To express enjoyment of;
To joke casually about.

This is a link to the Fiverr gig about holding up a sign in Times Square.

Here is the Carl Blemming Channel Facebook Page. Please go there and “like” it! Thank you!

Taking Responsibility for Global Warming

The host of the Carl Blemming Channel finally comes clean and admits to his role in causing Global Warming / Climate Change by moving the planet Earth to a slightly wider orbit around the Sun in February of 1989. This scientific experiment (which is documented here) involved using a rocket engine to increase the rate of snowfall in the Northeast United States. The Carl Blemming Channel apologizes to the residents of planet Earth for this inconvenience, and announces the Certificate of Carbon Offsets we obtained from this website in their name.

To download the certificate, right click on the thumbnail picture. (Mac users can use Control-Click) This will open a contextual menu. The menu will have an option that says “Save Target As…” or “Download Linked File As…” or “Save Link As…” When you select this menu option, a window will open asking where you want to save the file to on your computer. Select desktop or another folder you can easily find. Hit save. Once you have downloaded the file, go to the place you saved it to and double click the file to open it.

A story about discovering an amazing magic item at an estate sale, buying it for next to nothing, and then turning this artifact into an incredible money making machine! Unbelievable!

Postcard Prank – For Mild Amusement

This is a very low-key prank that you can pull on your friends. Mail some vacation postcards to people who live near you. They will get your card saying “wish you were here” and get confused because they just saw you the other day! It will be hilarious.

If you have an extra postcard, send me one!
P.O. Box 2827
Glenville, NY 12325

Behold The Giant Icicle! Nature’s Artwork

Behold The Giant Icicle!

It flows down from the roof
Like the upper echelon of society
Extending their influence
Through money and politics.

And juts up out of the snowbank
As the aspirations of the common man
Soar upwards toward the sky of their dreams!

The frozen center where both meet
Belies the disunited character
Of the social order.

It stands – as does Nature itself
Bearing mute witness
To the inhumanity of the human creature.

Obamafication of Carl Blemming


I tried to obamafy myself by making a “HOPE Poster” and this is what happened!

Thanks to Omabicon.Me for the image.

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